Confessions of a Nerd

cakespastrycircus:

aliceinthunderlandxx:

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

Lol whut

hollasexual

beaconhillsorgy:

Remember when we were all supposed to think of Derek as this big scary alpha but then jk he’s just a big sad manchild who likes spying on teenagers.

(Source: otpack)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baboushkat)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

nahshaw:

I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

davestriedr:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

imagine being trapped on a deserted island

no signs of getting home any time soon

no methods of communication

no idea where you are

but your favorite character is there with you

we’d fuck

the end

i like the way you think

(Source: jaclcfrost)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn